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Morning Unfuckening!

Unfucked my room this morning! And it only took two 30-10s! (I set my alarm for 20 minutes and find myself in the middle of something that I just need to finish you guys.)

Before, it was kind of awful. Here’s the main part of my room:

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and the desk/closet area:

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I did laundry yesterday and wanted to wait until everything had finished drying to put it the fuck away, so I came prepared to do that. After one round of cleaning, we have:

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This was mostly a put-clothes-away round, though I got a few things off the desk and bed too. And finally:

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Ah it’s so pretty. Welcome back to being a liveable space, room!

Side note: I’m pretty sure “Dammit I can’t see to rearrange my power tools bag because my dresses are in the way” is a pretty unique gripe.

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dreaminpng:

hobbular:

My hedgehog is dapper as fuck. (pattern)

Clearly he and Sir Nom Nom need to have a garden party together and be the most dapper animals ever.

Hedgehog needs an appropriately dapper name before this can happen.
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hobbular:

My hedgehog is dapper as fuck. (pattern)

Clearly he and Sir Nom Nom need to have a garden party together and be the most dapper animals ever.

Hedgehog needs an appropriately dapper name before this can happen.

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Cover of Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” on the koto and shakuhachi by Team Kozan 

that shakuhachi player is really rocking it

there’s nothing I don’t love about this

These people could teach the musicians that play outside the co-op across the street a thing or two about Lady Gaga covers.

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My hedgehog is dapper as fuck. (pattern)
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My hedgehog is dapper as fuck. (pattern)

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When I tell you I hate it when people do something to me, and you respond by immediately doing exactly that something to me, you are being a dick. When I then call you out - privately - on the fact that you were a dick, I am not attacking you. Chill the fuck out and stop being a dick.

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Reverse gender stereotypes at the gym

Aaahhhh get on my dash you amusing thing you.

I kinda love it

this is actually great from an acting perspective.

the actors actually played the opposite gender instead of just relying on stereotypes (ironically enough) to portray that they were, in fact, the opposite gender. Usually if you tell a guy to act like a girl, he begins playing by the homosexual stereotype (faking a lisp, popping the hip, etc.) and while it accentuates femininity, it’s really uncomfortable and forced, making it just seem like he’s playing a stereotype instead of the actual gender. And girls will do this too; being told to play a male and instead just deepening the voice and say “dude” and “bro” a lot (although these are more common among modern practices).

The males played up femininity without coming off as a forced stereotype and the females played up masculinity and machismo without forcing their performance.

also the video is funny and I kind of forgot the point I was making.

DONT BE A LITTLE PENIS

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  • Woman on Facebook: Do you hate Schindler? Was he a Nazi just because he was German?
  • My Awesome Roommate: Oskar Schindler was a Nazi because he was a member of the Nazi party.
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coelasquid:

sm0keblunts:

yo birds make less sense than cats

WHAT A FEEEEEEEEEELIN’

BEING’S BELIIIIIIEEEEVIN’

I CAN HAVE IT ALL NOW, I’M DANCING FOR MY LIFE

Reblogging because reasons.

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[x] The security team of BronyCon Summer 2012, in their natural habitat. Everyone is wearing appropriate expressions.
If you every wanted to know what a con looks like behind the scenes - at least, once everyone gets onsite -  this set of photos is a great illustration.

This is the only one of these pictures in which I do not look pissed off beyond all belief, and therefore my expression is not actually appropriate. Please note that I had had about 3 hours of sleep since arriving in Jersey the night before, and this would not improve over the course of the con D:
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[x] The security team of BronyCon Summer 2012, in their natural habitat. Everyone is wearing appropriate expressions.

If you every wanted to know what a con looks like behind the scenes - at least, once everyone gets onsite -  this set of photos is a great illustration.

This is the only one of these pictures in which I do not look pissed off beyond all belief, and therefore my expression is not actually appropriate. Please note that I had had about 3 hours of sleep since arriving in Jersey the night before, and this would not improve over the course of the con D:

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Our planets trek! We arrived, triumphant, exhausted, and having popped only one tube, in Mount Horeb for beeeeeeeer yesterday.

PS I was there tooooooo I was just behind the camera for everything :(
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Our planets trek! We arrived, triumphant, exhausted, and having popped only one tube, in Mount Horeb for beeeeeeeer yesterday.

PS I was there tooooooo I was just behind the camera for everything :(
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Our planets trek! We arrived, triumphant, exhausted, and having popped only one tube, in Mount Horeb for beeeeeeeer yesterday.

PS I was there tooooooo I was just behind the camera for everything :(
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Our planets trek! We arrived, triumphant, exhausted, and having popped only one tube, in Mount Horeb for beeeeeeeer yesterday.

PS I was there tooooooo I was just behind the camera for everything :(
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Our planets trek! We arrived, triumphant, exhausted, and having popped only one tube, in Mount Horeb for beeeeeeeer yesterday.

PS I was there tooooooo I was just behind the camera for everything :(
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Our planets trek! We arrived, triumphant, exhausted, and having popped only one tube, in Mount Horeb for beeeeeeeer yesterday.

PS I was there tooooooo I was just behind the camera for everything :(
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Our planets trek! We arrived, triumphant, exhausted, and having popped only one tube, in Mount Horeb for beeeeeeeer yesterday.

PS I was there tooooooo I was just behind the camera for everything :(
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Our planets trek! We arrived, triumphant, exhausted, and having popped only one tube, in Mount Horeb for beeeeeeeer yesterday.

PS I was there tooooooo I was just behind the camera for everything :(
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Our planets trek! We arrived, triumphant, exhausted, and having popped only one tube, in Mount Horeb for beeeeeeeer yesterday.

PS I was there tooooooo I was just behind the camera for everything :(
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Our planets trek! We arrived, triumphant, exhausted, and having popped only one tube, in Mount Horeb for beeeeeeeer yesterday.

PS I was there tooooooo I was just behind the camera for everything :(
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Our planets trek! We arrived, triumphant, exhausted, and having popped only one tube, in Mount Horeb for beeeeeeeer yesterday.

PS I was there tooooooo I was just behind the camera for everything :(

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